Well, the Oscars are coming on tonight. Mr. Franco and Ms. Hathaway are busy raising Oscars up and down, wondering if they could slip one into their hip pocket. I wonder how many times they’ve contemplated the idea of opening the envelope and saying “And the Oscar goes to …. me!” Boy, talk about never workin’ in this town again.
Well, according to the entertainment certain national papers I perused the contest has come down to The King’s Speech and Social Network. Which means I don’t care. Not that I cared anyway. In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I won’t be watching the Oscars. Instead I’m grabbing a big bowl of popcorn and watching a documentary on sewage processing. (Heh, heh, heh) Not really, but it would be funny. Actually I’ll be attending the Morts. This is a local event where my neighbor Mort hands out small figurines of himself to friends whose home videos he likes the most. (His wife does ceramics for a hobby.)
Yes, that is a joke.
All joking aside, I want to restate my opinion the Oscars are a night where Hollywood dresses up, drinks up, parties up and pats itself on the back, handing out little statues to actors and directors who towed the party line. There. I said it. (And there go my chances of winning an Oscar. Awww, shoot.)
On a happier note, I watched Tron Legacy this week. Wow, this is one good movie. The special effects and score are incredible. The film is not bad itself. And its really decent— nobody takes their clothes off and the language is passable. (Yes, I know some of you are getting tired of this.) I really enjoyed it, took lots of notes and am pleased at the movies Hollywood is rolling out.
And, not to beat a dead horse(flagellate expired equines, get it? Ah, never mind.) , Season of the Witch is on the second run circuit. I actually plan to go see it a second time. At least that’s the plan. As I have already said this film is an incredible educational experience. (Hey you, yeah you! Stop rolling your eyes and mouthing that last sentence sarcastically. Yeah, I see you.)
On a related note Sean Bean is starring in Black Death, coming out in May. I’ve seen the trailer. It will be an interesting contrast to Season. I don’t plan to watch it either on the big or small screen but I will be watching to see how it handles the material covered by Season.
On several unrelated notes I discovered Sean Bean has a fear of flying. Evidently during the filming of LOTR he took a ski lift to a filming location and walked the last few miles in full armor with sword and shield. I momentarily got he and Russel Crowe mixed up (Sorry, guys, no insult intended) and discovered that Russel Crowe’s parents were movie set caterers. Hmmm. That’s interesting.
And as a addition to my post about British shows ported to America, it turns out there is a Law and Order: UK which did follow the American version. Just thought you’d like to know.
Have a great week and don’t watch the Oscars. 🙂